7:00am on a school day:
5:00am on the weekends: More Laughs Here
When someone compliments you and you can't stop...
himekori: Reblogging for the gif. That is too damn precious.
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
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walaakongpiso: Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
That moment when you open the fridge and there's...
That moment when you realize you said something...
When someone holds up a camera to you.
More Laughs Here
Put your cursor on his face.
thediamondunicorn: anonseamusfinnigan: data-gh0st: fuckyeahthomasmiceli: lalalalloydo: jc125: lolerc0aster: LEAVE YOUR CURSOR ON HIS FACE AND DO NOTHING THEN JOIN US IN OUR ASTONISHMENT WHOAH. WHOAH. WHOAH. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? OH MY GOD. AAAAAAAAAH